╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN". The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10". This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE" The king died next day! (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
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╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND SMILE Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night
THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!